Ladies & Gents, the Diet Spoon.

Exactly how you imagined it would have to be.

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Screw those silly dietary supplements with their diarrhea-inducing side effects.  At least now I’ll be able to do that trick where I hang a spoon off my nose.

HA! Take that, Diet Spoon.  I see right through you…*

*Terrible joke.

This Should Not Exist.

We’re better than this, right?

RIGHT?

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First off, that’s a flip phone so it’s not a direct reflection of our present-day society. Thus, the accuracy of this picture is questionable.

Secondly, fuck off, kid. Give your dad his hoodie back.

Third, the Seeing Eye Person clearly missed his chance with the bus. Interpret that however you’d like, as long as it involves the kid getting hit.

I HATE PEOPLE.