Nope, nope, nope, nope.
Enjoy your nightmares, everyone!
PS: Hey, guys – there is a very sensitive topic that’s been reported and I haven’t had a chance to discuss it with you. Bring it in, this is serious shit.
RYAN GOSLING IS PROBABLY HAVING A BABY.
Now I have to rearrange my life plans.
My consolation with this equally exciting and depressing news is, if it’s a boy, in 18 years I officially have that father-son fantasy locked up.
I didn’t even know I wanted it. #optimism