I Laughed Way Too Hard At This.

Leo just does it for me, you guys.

He could squint through my soul if I broke down my guard long enough to believe he would’ve survived the Titanic if James Cameron wasn’t such a fucking asshole.


I become more and more easily amused with age. It’s awesome. You should get on board, if you’re not already farting and giggling in the bathtub with me.

In other news, the technology known as captcha (that test-looking thing that verifies you’re not a robot) has caught onto our human tendencies.


Hey, if Wall-E taught us anything, it’s that technology will make us fat and boring. This little guy is really doing us all a favor.

Good lookin’ out, captcha.

I hate you.