What Am I Looking At?

Today, let’s take a moment to stop and think about why something looks the way that it does. Mrs. Beyonce-Z will be our guest of honor.

Bey, will you step up here for me please?

Why are you doing that? I don’t understand, and I’m literally in agonizing pain just looking at the pretzel you made of yourself.

I can imagine Bey was all like, “I’m from Texas, now hold on, let me just find my comfy place. Gonna lay right here…and twist my legs like so…casually grab my foot with my Terminator glove…feels fantastic. Doesn’t everyone lounge around their batrillion dollar homes like this? By the way, have you seen my baby? She’s my single lady.”

Whatever the case may be, I give her credit for being able to separate the top half of her body from the bottom half. She is pure magic.